How the Economic Crisis Started

Written by Anakin McFly

EXT – DODGY STREET CORNER SHOP THING – DAY

Claire Bennett: *lies on operating table*
*sells kidney*
*and another kidney*
*and the first again*
*and the second again*
*and her liver, just for the lulz*
*aaaand it's back to kidneys*

Kidney Market: *asplode*

Economy: *CRISIS*

Lehman Brothers: *collapses*

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