sideways from eternity

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Zombie!Nathan

Written by Anakin McFly

INT. A ROOM – DAY A pile of BRAINS lies on a table. SYLAR picks at them, doing whatever he does with brains. ZOMBIE!NATHAN shuffles in and stares at it. Z!N: Braaaaaaaaiinnnnssss. Sylar: ...I got here first. Z!N: Braaaaaaaaiinnnnssss. Zombie!Nathan starts shuffling towards the pile of brains. Sylar: Step away, Petrelli. These brains are mine. Z!N: Braaaaaaaaiinnnnssss. Zombie!Nathan grabs a brain off the table and raises it, shakily, to his mouth. Z!N: :) Sylar: Give that back. Z!N: :T omnom. Sylar: That's disgusting. Z!N: Braaaiiinsss. :T PETER enters. He looks at the scene, and reacts in the only way he knows after excessive viewings of The Matrix: Peter: ... Whoa. Zombie!Nathan turns to Peter and offers him the half-eaten brain. Z!N: Braaaaiiinnsss? Peter ponders this possible new gustatory experience. Peter: What's it taste like? Z!N: Brrraaaaiiinnnss. Peter: ...No thanks.



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