The ready room is a wonder to behold, and many a newbie has been caught gazing at it in awestruck wonder: the magnificent fishing rods standing proud against the wall; the boxes of hooks, lines and sinkers sitting on the shelves; the racks of fishing nets, and spears, and feathers for fly fishing; and of course the little tin cans of worms - since locked safely away once the mystery of the missing worms was solved when Marlon James was caught eating them.

The grimy intercom stuck against the wall occasionally sputters to life with reports from reconnaissance, alerting the K-SWAT Team to the latest sightings of fish scattered about the various ponds. Members leap to action and grab their favourite weapons off the wall. Destinations in mind, they head off to the ponds to valiantly SWAT in the name of Keanu.