http://curbed.com/archives/2011/03/11/keanu-reeves.php

At least his stalker appears to be of the benign sort ;).

In a way, Keanu seems adorable as he eats his sandwich. "Bwaaaaaaah, look at the movie star. He thinks he's people."
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Although Sad Keanu started off as yet another jab at one of Hollywood's stranger A-listers, it helped people discover one of the few successful altruists out there. It gives me hope. Anyone can eat a sandwich on a bench. Maybe one day, the rest of society can also match the true human goodness that is Keanu Reeves.

Keanu,
There are millions of people in this world that would love to eat sandwiches with you. Don't spend your life eating sandwiches by yourself.
Ryan

and another one:
Remember all those times I said your acting was like looking at a plank. Well I was just lying so I could fit in with the cool people. Sorry about that.

I hope you feel better.

http://demotivare.com/posters/1048/trebuia-sa-o-aleg-pe-aia-albastra.html

the text is 'I should have chosen the blue one'

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Remember all those times I said your acting was like looking at a plank. Well I was just lying so I could fit in with the cool people. Sorry about that.
I hope you feel better.

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awwwwww. :')

... it just had to happen :D