"...three amiable young men-Dick Costolo, Rich Fulcher and Phil Granchi-tackle an impromptu thesis suggested by the audience at each performance. Topics so far have included "The Earth Is Shaped Like a Giant Burrito," "Apples Have Kidneys," "Ugly Things Fall Faster Than Pretty Things" and "The Shroud of Turin May Be Used to Predict Baseball Scores." In any event, their job is to prove whatever theorem the audience tosses their way. On a recent Tuesday, the challenge was to demonstrate that "Keanu Reeves' Success Is the Source for All Global Conflict." Taking on the personae of professors of meteorology, women's studies and ichthyology (the study of fish), Costolo, Fulcher and Granchi then engaged in a manic, one-hour festival linking weather patterns, Argentina, Eva Peron (whom they dubbed Reeves' actual mother), "My Private Idaho," William Shakespeare, El Nino and Haiti. Taking on the personae of professors of meteorology, women's studies and ichthyology (the study of fish), Costolo, Fulcher and Granchi then engaged in a manic, one-hour festival linking weather patterns, Argentina, Eva Peron (whom they dubbed Reeves' actual mother), "My Private Idaho," William Shakespeare, El Nino and Haiti."

http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/the_theater_loop/2010/10/an-annoyance-actor-does-just-ok.html

not too far down in the comments section - kudos WiNM ;)

Do I archive it under 'lolwut'?

Later edit : you know what's even funnier? UGossip fell for it too. at least a few comments last night showed it did :D
yeah, I know. car crash fascination, remember ? :(

He looks beautiful with blue eyes too :)

oh, and this

http://galinthecity.wordpress.com/2010/10/11/keanu-forever/

On the fourth day of the 2010 Woodstock Film Festival, I was in the front row of Upstate Films in Woodstock, the old Tinker Street Cinema, sitting next to Ike Phillips, vice-president of sales and marketing for WDST (100.1 FM) in Woodstock.

We were watching a film starring Keanu Reeves and I was convinced a scene that took place at Niagara Falls was not shot there. I leaned over to Ike and told him they must have inserted the falls into the scene somehow, in the spirit of those old black-and-white-movies, where the characters were so obviously in front of a screen, upon which the Grand Canyon or Mount Rushmore was projected.

The lights went up and Reeves participated in a question-and-answer session. Phillips, who I just happened to be sitting next to, asked him if the falls were real. Reeves answered yes. Phillips elbowed me and said something in the vein of, "I told you so" and Reeves, just a few feet away, looked at me, then looked at Phillips, and said, "How much was the bet?"

So there I was, in a sort of three-way conversation with Ike Phillips of WDST and Keanu Reeves.