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Tag! You are...

I prefer the engineer's version: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

The way I see it, if you're old enough to ask, you're old enough to know.

Mom's good with it....

I resent this!

'The area of a circle is Pi(r)squared.' Pi are NOT square, pi are round; cobbler may be square, but pi are round.

Fun!

Beware the closed box.

Oooohh, MINE!!!! *noms*

This will probably be me.

*BIIIIG thumbs-up for this graph*

It's even more fun when you have 3 of them.

Somewhat sadly, this is usually true.

I don't use my phone for taking pictures, or texting for that matter. I use it to call people.

*eye starts to twitch*

I've said it before, patience is a virtue.

*shrugs* :/

Static electricity...*sighs in exasperation*

Well....

See above.

*happily beats chart to death with disk*

*goes to turn off autoformat, grumbling all the while*

Again, see above.

What I cannot play:

Well, we weren't eaten, but we did nearly die of boredom when the ride broke down and we were stuck in the same room for 20 minutes....

Ooooohh....*gets dizzy*

As this is a relatively accurate statistic, it kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it?

*wracks brain for a caption; can't find one*

I really don't know why I find this funny. It shouldn't be, but for some strange reason it is....

And this one makes no sense at all to me. Maybe one of you can explain it.

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And here are some statistics for movies/TV shows/books:

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I was at Walgreen's today and I didn't find any!

So if I can't find it at Walgreens, where am I going to get my plutonium?

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Quick Keanu insert
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But what if I need to eat soup?

(*giggles a bit* This person can't spell.)

In a nutshell...(and a format which neither Bill nor Ted would understand)

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*shrugs again* :/

Very simple. Why do people have so much trouble with it?

They have trouble with this one too.

In response to the image above:

Fill in the blank.

After filling in the blank correctly:

That about covers it.

Kind of repetitive, don't you think?

There are always exceptions to any rule.

So, what is going to happen today?

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I'm not completely sure, but I think this might be the longest post on the forum.

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And this one makes no sense at all to me. Maybe one of you can explain it.

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You make graph. In Soviet Russia, graph makes you. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-soviet-russia

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I LOVE YOU. XD
that was an amazing batch.

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*is loved* :)

And here are some more.

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My Tron paper crafts are always falling apart

It's a good place to start, but don't forget to check your references.

I put a hard boiled egg in the microwave, it exploded in my eye.

*sigh*

Definitely.

Tarantulas are cool!

Do you think he'll ever give up?

Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! *giggles insanely*

As a girl myself, and a sci-fi nerd, why would this be bad thing?

Theoretically, nowhere might be a good place....

Be sure to keep your cats out of the way.

*blinks* :/

Sad, but true.

If you type Sedona into Wikipedia, you can see my house in the pic.

Lines...

Caught it, was sick for a week, got better.

Lots of things go there; these:

And these:

And these too:

It's very *yawns* important to get enough slee...zzzzzzz...

*noms on apple* I see no problem...

*shakes head* Grammar isn't that hard.

Random culture insert:

Why I don't wear them:

Our tax dollars hard at work...

Don't forget hanging out on forums like this one.

Yup.

*noms on M&Ms* Yumm....

It's like the Force.

A light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Selectively deaf, no?

So I can deal with the deaf people in the graph above.

*eye starts to twitch*

*eye continues twitching*

Physics is fun!

Building fall down, go BOOM!

*nods enthusiastically*

@Ink, couldn't realize what is it for at least five minutes.Amazing!

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@Spark, I have no words, you are just great! XD

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*bows low to Donna once more* I aim to please. Have some more(only a few today):

I wouldn't mind one like this. *is also a total nerd*

I don't.

*noms on popcorn* Pretty much, yeah.

That's what beta readers are for.

As I have no experience with the subject, I can't responsibly comment.

More time will be spent at that address. :-)

http://xkcd.com/459/

meanwhile:

God help me.

Edit:

OK, so if I'm to spend x amount of time clicking my way through XKCD, the rest of you should - in solidarity - lose yourself, too.

Here's one place to do it:

http://catversushuman.blogspot.com/

Flynn: "I'll bet this place isn't."

(^If you are a Tron fan, you will understand this. If not, oh well.)

Let's see: scrambled eggs, frozen dinners, spaghetti, umm.... that's about it.

Question: On what planet was Anakin Skywalker born?

Binoculars + glasses = annoyed Spark

As one who doesn't text, I wouldn't know.

Food in The Matrix?

Not in The Matrix.

Sad, isn't it? What makes a book good these days?

As the owner of 3, I know this better than most.

See above.

You'd think this would only be true with flat-roofed houses, but nooooo....

I happen to know the entire song, thank you very much.

Like I said before: caught it, was horribly sick for a week, got better. Pretty average for me.

Every time!

*sneezes several times, takes medicine* And 10 minutes later.... *zzzzzzzzzzz.....*

Don't forget '42'

Want some coffee with your cream and sugar?

"It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet either."

*is confused*

Smart.

Yeah.

I read a book.

Oww, oww, oww, oww, oww....

*noms* Yum!!!

That was fun.

What do I do next?

I started from the beginning on UserFriendly, too, but had the good sense to stop before I got hooked again. I was pretty addicted back in the day.

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Phew, I just finished going through the entire backlog at xkcd. That's 873 pages.

That was fun.

What do I do next?

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Laugh at my next set(again, only a few):

No, really?

*eye is twitching*

*old woman's voice* In my day we had to make an oil painting.....

--Classic culture insert--

You can too! Frodo and Sam proved it!

Wonderful things, Jedi mind tricks.

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Actually, it takes 1.5 months.

*shifts eyes*

Sadly enough.

Don't forget the whipped cream...

Who?

Optical illusions are fun.

*giggles*