I might.

You want to grill your friends?

Now this is square.

I prefer to whack it with my disk.

Orange is my favorite flavor.

What's a roomba?

It's a given.

Sticky.

:/

I'm in the tiny light blue section.

What's a Jort?

???

>_<

This is a little overkill.

"Flop" is more accurate.

*giggles*

They didn't even get the name pronunciation right.

*falls over laughing*

It does not work on my deck. *found that out while trying to hang holiday lights*

Oww....

*is confused*

I turn off the stove, throw away the burnt remains of my attempt at cooking something, and get dinner out of the freezer.

Venn diagram version of one of my earlier posts.

*will catch it, put it in my bug jar, keep it for a week, let it go*

*crash, crash, crash*

*types sequence into re-compile machine*

Om, nom, nom, nom, nom.

Prepare to get whacked with a disk. Hard.

My Tron dreams always make sense.

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@your last one, Spark: INCEPTION. BRRRRRRMMMMMM

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Having now seen Inception, I understand that. ;p

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The Earth Surface one is a BP spillage joke, i think.

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*shrugs*

:|

Honestly, I don't really care.

*laughs evilly*

I choose fast and affordable. Who cares what it looks like?

*sighs, packs up kite and goes inside to play a video game*

Give it to my cat and go get a track-ball.

*turns on flashlight and opens book*

Umm...what? *sounds familiar, can't place it*

I'm in the tiny green section. *has a microscope at home and knows how to use it*

I can blank out the pink sphere with a laser pointer. :P

Because ice-cream has no bones.

Spend half an hour combing the conditioner into my hair so it won't tangle when I sleep.

Roll over and go back to sleep.

*is asleep*

To be in the blue section, one must have an expensive pencil and sharpener.

They automatically do it when I shut down my system.

*wakes up and grumbles*

It's a bad idea - raw eggs can contain Salmonella.

*click, click, click, click* Scrap! *clicks restart button*

Neither my mom or dad are astronauts, yet I'm here....

It depends on the movie. I would watch Tron Legacy ten times in 3D happily.

Yes.

The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror was actually quite fun.

*mouth is full* :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgxPfbXr6ms

Edit:

Epic cruelty overload:

This caption was my idea.

This is one of my favorite scenes.

"Identify yourself."
"I'm taking this vehicle."
"That is not authorized-" *BONK* "Of course sir. Please watch your step as you board the aircraft."

Maybe he's showing off because I'm in the audience...




*convulsed w/ laughter*

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AIRPLANE reference! XD
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And, last, but certainly not least, these two. Some friends made them for me. Rinzler is my favorite character. I will happily tackle-glomp him and drag him off to a closet. If you listen at the door, you will hear loud purring. That's all I'm going to say. ;)

might not agree with 80% of Ebert's film reviews, but I like his sense of humor ;)