Oh how funny! Thanks for the links sanesun!

*even just writing this made me burst out into laughter*

Found it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHbgOAi9nl4&
Everything speedo in movie!

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I can't be the only one out there who thinks a Keanu Reeves Citizen Kane would be more watchable than the original.pic.twitter.com/YHsYV92nMc

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the mental picture sticks doesn't it!

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A little. But my mind's eye still sees him undressing in Gen Um [I am an equal opportunity perv as stated before] where he's wearing nice boxer-briefs. Works for me far better than a shiny banana hammock. :D

http://www.lacuarta.com/noticias/espectacular/2014/04/65-166877-9-cuanta-propina-dejo-keanu-reevs-en-restoran-de-providencia.shtml

Here's the google translate:

Keanu left much tip in restaurant Reevs Providencia
Local staff said the star of Matrix is ​​sooo friendly and good fabric.

"It's a very nice guy, no divo," Wilson told The Fourth Gatica, one of the foremen of the La Vaquita Sabrosa.

The actor went to lunch on Monday this Ground Providence, which tasted one of the house specialties, steak, with accompanying salads and a cola drink.

"Before his plate arrived, talked to people, they took photos with some clients and us," continued the clerk, who highlighted the good people who is the actor who walks around here to live a spirited affair with Lorenza psychosexual Izzo , Ana de Armas and Ignacia Allamand in "Knock, Knock".

After slowly engulf his lunch and converse with their companions, Eli Roth and Nicolas Lopez, were praising the food and leaving 50 Lucretias tip, which came out of the pocket of the actor.

the comments. the comments. :)

Translated: Keanu Reeves: "I am bitter with industry»

The actor, who made his debut at 49 years behind the camera with "The Power of Tai Chi," admits that "no matter the fame" Day 11/04/2014 - 5:46 p.m.

Hollywood and Keanu Reeves maintain a love-hate relationship since an actor debut in the 80s. " I'm a little bitter about the industry , "admits Reeves in his deep voice. Keanu's career consists of huge hits like " Speed ​​"or the series' Matrix 'and spectacular failures like " A Walk in the Clouds "and" Constantine . " "Any player will tell you that this profession is very difficult contante is a struggle to find a good script, for coming up with characters that help you evolve. In Hollywood things do not happen the way you want. "

Determined that his career is a suit, Reeves debuts as a director with " The Power of Tai Chi ', based on the films of martial arts author. If Quentin Tarantino was inspired to create these same films " Kill Bill "multiplying violence, movie Keanu is the opposite, martial arts high dose of zen spirit.

"History shows the topical aspect of being constantly watched. I've tried to tell what happens when an innocent person is lost in the fight and how the public all that matters is whether you kill or kill. It is a portrait of inhumanity that surrounds us . Now everybody asks blood. " Not considered a philosopher of images, an actor and director confesses that "The power of Tai Chi" is a concept more than a fighting style. "Absolutely, tai chi is not used for fighting, is a philosophy in which energy is transmitted. I believe in meditation, the energy of life, strength, breathing, are key issues in this film. "

Directorial debut

With the help of two veteran cinematographer Elliot Davis and editor Derek Hui, Keanu ventured debut behind the camera. " I have long been toying with the idea of directing the power of Tai Chi, I've spent five years. I developed the script with writer Michael Cooney , who helped me keep a clear vision of history. I asked Tiger Chen , the protagonist, if it was okay that I direct the film and when I said yes because I decided I liked the genre and theme. "

Obsessed with technology and industry developments, Keanu last year produced the documentary " The impact of digital cinema , "which explains the war between digital cameras and film cameras . "After recording for a year and interview several filmmakers learned a lot about digital cameras. Now I feel comfortable rolling with them and also have the support of the manufacturer. "

Director and villain of "The Power of Tai Chi," Reeves recognizes that plans to continue starring in movies. " I've taken a while to run, but I will not stop acting . " This man who does not look her age, 49, still on top of the lists of the most attractive. "I try to stay in shape because I like to feel good, but I like the fame, it's not something I've ever pursued."

Reeves has always preferred anonymity. "I disagree with celebrities call attention to certain causes just so they become more famous. I believe that if you help someone it is best done in private, but that's a personal decision. " Always Free, as the tortured antihero of 'Matrix'. "It is I really am a loner," he says goodbye, and finally gives one so expensive to get and so venerated smile.