And that's most non-non-non-non-non-triumphant.

Anyway, hello! I'm Lana, alias Riceivore, because I eat rice the way cannibals eat humans except with less blood and hunting involved. The first Keanu movie I watched was most likely The Matrix, because I have a vague memory of myself in the theater with my dad being terrified at Neo's mouth being glued together, but I like to consider my first Keanu movie to be Constantine, instead, because I was actually paying attention to that one.

(It was, by the way, excellent.)

I lurk this site a lot, but decided to join after quiet urgings from the webmaster.

So now I'm here.

And you're all going to have to deal with me.

I would make this introduction more witty and interesting if I had anything witty and interesting to say. Actually, I don't know what to do for introductions. When I have to talk to someone new I freeze up and make awkward noises that can only be described by 'THE NOISE I JUST MADE'. Unfortunately, noises cannot be accurately translated via typing, and so you'll all have to imagine it instead.

I'm actually really awesome? Except not really.

It's nice to meet all of you, even if I'm Peoplephobic!

... Assuming I meet all of you.

:|

...To everyone else, Riceivore's awkward Keanu love blog is http://riceivore.tumblr.com, and it is full of awesome just like her.

WHY IS THERE A LINK TO MY BLOG THOUGH. /embarrass

And, hi, Arya and gulbie! You guys are awesome for welcoming me. I feel the love. It's a very nice thing to feel. :'D /hugs

Essentially I try to make everything about me entertaining, but it's easier said than done. Thank you for the comment about my blog, though! :D I'm... trying hard to make it reach 'quality' status.

I loved Constantine, too. And yeah, that scene with Neo not being able to talk. I totally thought that was CG until I watched the DVD extras; it freaked me out that that was actually prosthetics. Poor Keanu!

Anyway, I'm off to check out your blog. Nice to meet you!

But, wait, Neo's glued-together mouth was... prosthetics? SERIOUSLY? Oh, God, this puts everything in a new light for me. WHAT ELSE WAS PROSTHETICS. WHAT ABOUT MORPHEUS'S HAIR. oh man oh man i'm gonna be thinking about this all day D:

THE FACT THAT PEOPLE LOOK AT MY BLOG MAKES ME WANT TO CRY. You guys are great. :') I'm kind of in a GIF rut right now. I don't know what to make GIFs of. I've been staring at my Keanu movies and asking them if there's any particular scene special to them. They haven't answered me, though, so I suppose they're just as lost. For fics, though, I apparently have tons of inspiration. The terrifying thing is that they're all Keanuspawn related...

Can I just virtually hug you all.

It's awesome to be here! :D

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The terrifying thing is that they're all Keanuspawn related...

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... terrifying?
by all means, bring them on ! ;)

I think I love you. :'D

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But, wait, Neo's glued-together mouth was... prosthetics?

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Yep! Watch The Matrix Revisited. It's amazing. There's a scene in which Keanu has his mouth glued shut with prosthetics so he has to communicate via writing stuff on a pad of paper. :D

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I apparently have tons of inspiration. The terrifying thing is that they're all Keanuspawn related...

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THAT'S NOT TERRIFYING, THAT IS AWESOME.

Anakin - I am officially addicted to texts from keanuspawn. I wake up every day thinking, what have the keanuspawn been up to overnight?

Hello and welcome Receivor !! :)

Morpheus 's hair ?? haha :DD

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The Matrix Revisited is a wonderful part of the extra's. A must see for the Matrix trilogy fan.

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Yep! Watch The Matrix Revisited. It's amazing. There's a scene in which Keanu has his mouth glued shut with prosthetics so he has to communicate via writing stuff on a pad of paper. :D

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THAT'S NOT TERRIFYING, THAT IS AWESOME.

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Morpheus' hair? I cannot stop laughing. Riceivore, that made my day. ;)

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I'm also a Narnian :)

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p.s. i agree with the textsfromkeanuspawn love. i check my tumblr before school and then i see them and i'm like "I'M READY FOR CALCULUS, MAN. BRING IT ON." except then i fill my notebook with keanuspawn doodles and my teacher just... stares...

riceivore is now done spamming the usage of the 'quote' feature

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Am I the only one who got even more Keanuspawn inspiration with the Keanu-writes-his-speech-on-paper-'cause-his-mouth-is-glued-shut situation?

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Oh, and since you made my day, I was merely returning the favor with the mouth-glued-shut inspiration. You're welcome. ;)

Wait, whoa, an English prof? THAT IS SO BADASS. And I'm a... student, BUT I DO TAKE ENGLISH. God knows it's hell on me and my foreign language mother tongue. But we got to watch the Matrix in preparation for 1984! That was awesome. Neo in my classroom. Oh, man.

YES AW MAN YESSSSSSS I'LL WATCH REVISITED TONIGHT OR TOMORROW NIGHT OR MOST LIKELY FRIDAY NIGHT SO MY PARENTAL UNITS WON'T YELL AT ME AND THEN I WILL SLOWLY DIEEEEEEE

... you guys can have my Keanu DVDs. I'll put it in my last will and testament.