http://blog.matthewmiller.net/2009/10/keanu-reeves-conspiracy-theory.html

A vampire huh?

Welll... that would certainly explain the pale skin, the clothing to cover that skin from the sunlight (gotta avoid that tell-tale sparkle ;) and the extraordinary intake of a beverage with the appearance of wine - it must be Trueblood!

I googled K and P.M. and there were over 100 links.. I hate to say it but maybe K had better get back to work so his watchers can have something a little less speculative to discuss - they're getting dangerously close to the deep end :D.

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gotta avoid that tell-tale sparkle

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Not to mention this extract from an interview:

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The actor’s remarkably youthful appearance belies his age. How does he stay so young? “I have a picture in the attic,” he says, smiling

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Of course this little theory doesn't account for the numerous images of his actual youth on various forms of film..

Reincarnation, on the other hand..

Oh my, how disappointing for Isis to have such proof that K is not indeed Osiris, but is this 1800's actor instead. Oh no, wait, he could still have been Osiris.

No, I like the Dionysus theory better :D.

whoever made that missed a few of 'them', though ;) :D

XD

"Keanu Reeves is either an immortal, vampire, or some strange being, I guarantee he'll die under uncertain circumstances with no body found, and reappear years later. Also, both have played the role of Hamlet in a stage production, and both are praised on their deadpan style of acting. I should also mention that Paul Mounet's body was never found."

Someone else: "Does Keanu answer fanmail? We could do a mass inter-/x/ mailing barrage with the given images contained and ask him. Perhaps request evidence that he was ever a child. If anyone ever gets a response: scan and posts."

And: "I would actually like to see 4's /b/ involved. The main reason I posted that suggestion was because Keanu freaks me out at a visceral level, and I would like to see him harmlessly harrassed by hundreds of humans he doesn't know holding to a bizarre conspiracy theory that he is nigh on immortal. Mine are always the most noble of goals."

:|

Moreover, I rememeber that a portrait or a self-portrait dating back to the Renaissance period and resembling Keanu was posted on KeanuWeb some years ago.

I'll see if I can find it somewhere else... :)

Has anyone here ever read those Anita Blake books? I get a visual of Keanu as one of the characters, but not as a vampire. As the werewolf king.

http://tweetphoto.com/8120642

P.S. - I'm beginning to like twitter ;)

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http://tweetphoto.com/8120642

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o_O who is that?

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P.S. - I'm beginning to like twitter ;)

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The Heroes cast ignore me on Twitter. :( Admittedly I've only sent dodgy messages to Zachary Quinto and Milo Ventimiglia, but still. Maybe I should attempt sending dodgy messages to Greg Grunberg; he seems to reply more often to fans. :\\ hmm.

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o_O who is that?

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as for the Heroes cast... patience and perseverance. Rome wasn't built in a day ;)
send ZQ some of those chats. he'll reply ;) :D

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the tweet says " A pic I saw in a diner painted in 1974 that is so Keanu Reeves!"

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1974? Okay, that is creepy.

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send ZQ some of those chats. he'll reply ;) :D

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XD

Twitter only allows 140 characters, so unless I persistently tweet them at him and lose all my Twitter followers in the meantime...

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Twitter only allows 140 characters, so unless I persistently tweet them at him and lose all my Twitter followers in the meantime...

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... or gain some more ;)
send him that one link ;) the story in 11 chapters... :D :D
*hides*

...Okay, I'll think of that again an hour later when I'm more asleep and less inhibited. At any rate his fans would see it under the feed, so yay publicity.

...In which case I might as well tweet all the separate links for maximum exposure and chance of noticeness.

...although that too would probably make me lose all my Twitter followers.