Things You Can Find in Keanu's Beard


Things You Can Find in Keanu's Beard
happyfairy

1. A tiny wee world where fairies dance and sing and make happy.

ckage

2. All the stuff he puts in his big bag. Ever noticed that he either flaunts the bag, or the beard? Yeah, that's right.

Speed_of_Late

3. An orange TicTac from Wednesday.

Anakin_McFly

4. Bits of papparazzi he had with his pizza...

Dharke

5. The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.

LuxuriantN

6. The Matrix

Anakin_McFly

7. No spoons, though.

keanuluvr

8. A mislaid cigarette.

kariboh

9. A wallaby (we all know that everyone with beards secretly owns an Australian marsupial )
10. Tea bags
11. The internet
12. An army of ninjas

Speed_of_Late

13. a wheatstalk penny from 1957
14. phone numbers on scraps of paper, written by young women who wonder why he never called
15. macrame, but only on the underside

OneCrazyMinute

16. His telephone/address book. I heard he lost it once.

clayheadswamp

17. some very lucky lady's fingers...

Anakin_McFly

18. Buzeeworkerant's meds
19. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

keanugirl76

20. 50 koalas holding his hair tight

iAm_irresistibleApple

21. Chopsticks and a lei.

ckage

22. The first step of the Pharos of Alexandria, a chip of the Spear of Longinus, the fa├žade of one of the Atlantis buildings, and my car's spare keys!

Speed_of_Late

23. A single pearl...

kleenexwoman

24. My cell phone. Give it BACK.
25. A family of starlings who thought it was a nice warm nest.
26. Alex Winter, who thought the same as the starlings.
27. George Carlin's comedic talent.

RIPTubus

28. Some weetabix he misplaced that very morning

Anakin_McFly

29. All his shaving appliances. That's why he can't find them.

keanugirl76

30. Oh, the mobile phone which they stole from me some weeks ago. Now I know where I can find it!

sozan

31. The Holy Grail
32. The Lost Arc, which wasn't so much lost as misplaced appearently...

Anakin_McFly

33. Yoda.

dap_125

34. Elvis. He's not dead nor was he abducted by aliens.

lflipout

35. Emilia Earhart...and her airplane.

RIPTubus

36. Carrie Anne Moss, lucky her

coiragrigione

37. The key to his heart

BibleKing

38. Filth! Blasphemy! Lots of very, very small homosexual heretics. Filthy fags, going around leaving gates open, forcing good, decent heteros to close them later.

kariboh

39. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!
40. The entire cast of 300
41. The state of Michigan
42. Last year's rent

sozan

43. Waldo
44. The secret to eternal joy and happiness
45. The fountain of immortality
46. A family of opossums

kariboh

47. Polar bears

sickntiredntirednsick

48. the lost city of Atlantis
49. the ships that supposedly disappeared in the Bermuda triangle - they were merely shrunk and got stuck in his ninja whiskers
50. my favourite belly ring that went missing.
51. his barber, ergo the shaggy hair and long beard...I thought I heard the teeny tiny cries of "help me!" emanating from his beard the last time I saw him.
52. An early copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

One_Crazy_Minute

53. A key to the city. (of Los Angeles)

Pen

54. One comfortably settled down owl.

MMM15

55. Jimmy Hoffa

lottawoman

56. A partridge in a pear tree
57. Two turtle doves
58. Three french hens
59. Four calling birds
60. FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!!
61. Six geese a laying
62. Seven swans a-swimmin
63. Eight maids a-milkin
64. Nine drummers drumming
65. Ten pipers piping
66. Eleven ladies dancing
67. Twelve lords a-leaping

JustMe

68. Me.