Polls

This website used to have polls that would get rotated on a fairly active basis, but over time got neglected, like many things. Almost all the polls are thus no longer working, so I'm just including the questions and answer options they had.

Do you know kung fu?
Yes No A little
Do you ever view this site on a mobile device?	Do you think Keanu ever names his beard?
Yes, more often than on a computer Yes, about as often as on a computer Yes, but not as often as on a computer No	Yes No Sometimes Every regrowth gets a new name of its own
Would you like to be a dinosaur?	Have you watched Side by Side?
Duh Sometimes No, I like being human No, even though I don't like being human I'm already a dinosaur	Yes No Going to! Maybe
If Keanu were in Harry Potter, what role should he have played?	47 Ronin! Ideally, should it be 3D or not?
Hogwarts professor A sad ghost A Horcrux A Canadian exchange student An Auror who knows kung fu An Auror who doesn't know kung fu A Dementor's victim Something else (please specify) I don't know anything about Harry Potter	Yes No I have no opinion either way
How do you best like your marshmallows?	Should Sad Keanu take the red pill or the blue pill?
Fresh Lightly toasted Completely melted Egregriously burnt I don't like marshmallows.	The red one, so he can free his mind from sadness! The blue one, because his life sucks enough as it is Both! They add flavour to his sandwich! Leave him alone and sell your drugs elsewhere Other (specify in comments)
Should Keanu get a Twitter account?	Do you visit the forums on this site?
Yes No	I visit regularly and post I visit regularly but rarely or never post I visit occasionally and post I visit occasionally but rarely or never post I rarely or never visit No
What was in Sad Keanu's sandwich?	Keanu as Spike in Cowboy Bebop movie - yay or nay?
Food The critters that used to live in his beard The Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything Another sad keanu. A spoon. There is no Sad Keanu. It's just Keanu eating a sandwich. Other (please specify)	Yes to movie, yes to Keanu Yes to movie, no to Keanu No to movie, yes to Keanu No to movie, no to Keanu What's Cowboy Bebop?
In response to CK's poll: Worst Keanu character to take home to parents?	Do you like spinach?
Tom Ludlow John Constantine David Allen Griffin Conor O'Neill Ortiz the Dogboy Donnie Barksdale Marlon James Don John Klaatu Other (please specify)	Yes! No! Spinach is the answer to all the world's problems. Embrace it and be free.
Bill and Ted 3?	Which of the following would be worst? A full hour of:
Yes! Make it a trilogy. Yes! And a Bill and Ted 4! And 5! And 6! Only if they have a good script and aren't just out to get money No, even if they have a good script; the two films are good as they are I never liked Bill and Ted much Other (elaborate in comments)	Ted Logan playing guitar at you John Constantine blowing cigarette smoke into your face Conor O'Neill and Jjaks Clayton getting to freely roam your house while you're not in it Dr. Perry Lyman cleaning your teeth and doing whatever other evil things dentists do Enlightening conversation with Marlon James Tom Ludlow testing out phonebook technique on you Hamlet reciting Shakespearean verses about his last experience with constipation Keeping watch on Alex Wyler's mailbox (and not moving) while he goes off to do important stuff
How many times did you laugh when reading the script for alleged-comedy Henry's Crime?	Favourite post-Matrix-trilogy Keanu films?
Not once Less than 5 5-10 times 10-50 times I never stopped laughing I haven't read the script	Something's Gotta Give (2003) Thumbsucker (2005) Constantine (2005) A Scanner Darkly (2006) The Lake House (2006) Street Kings (2008) The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) The Private Lives of Pippa Lee (2009)
Updated: Upcoming or rumoured Keanu films you're most excited about?	Have you read any Hellblazer?
Henry's Crime Passengers Jekyll Chef Cowboy Bebop Shadow 19 47 Ronin Cartagena	Yes, all of it Yes, some of it Started one and never finished No What's Hellblazer?
Red pill or blue pill	How old are you? (the poll is anonymous. tell the truth.)
Red pill - I want the truth Blue pill - Ignorance is bliss Both, just to see what happens Take Morpheus hostage, then shoot him	12 or below 13-19 20-30 31-40 41-50 51-60 61 or above
Favourite dodgy Keanuspawn? (multiple answers allowed)	What kind of articles in the WINM archive do you generally read the most of?
David Allen Griffin Donnie Barksdale Don John Jjaks Clayton Conor O'Neill Tom Ludlow John Constantine Marlon James Scott Favor Other (please specify)	Every single one of them, in chronological order where possible Every single one of them, eventually, but not in any particular order Just the major articles or interviews The ones about films or topics I'm interested in The ones featured on the front page The ones people link to Other (please specify)
How do you like your fish?	Birthday wishes go here so as to be compact and neat.
Grilled Steamed Boiled Barbecued Microwaved Raw, because sushi is awesome Alive, because killing is bad I don't like fish	Happy Birthday, Keanu! Happy 45th birthday, Keanu! Happy birthday, Keanu!!!!! happy b'day keanu! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEANUUUU ILU ILU ILU Happy birthday, Mr. Reeves! KANU HAPY BIRFDAY!!!!11 Other (please specify in comments)
Keanu movies that totally need to become musicals? (currently there's only a Bill and Ted one)	How long have you been a Keanu fan?
Speed Point Break Constantine The Matrix The Day the Earth Stood Still The Lake House Street Kings My Own Private Idaho Little Buddha A Walk in the Clouds The Replacements The Watcher I Love You to Death Other (please specify)	A year or less 1-4 years 4-7 years 7-10 years 10-15 years 15-20 years More than 20 years
Your favourite SpongeBob SquarePants character?	Favourite cop?
SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star Squidward Tentacles Mr. Krabs Sheldon Plankton Sandy Cheeks Gary I thought this was a Keanu fansite	Johnny Utah Jack Traven Tom Ludlow I don't like the police.
Does Keanu's beard have a mind of its own?	If you ever get to talk to Keanu, would you tell him about this site and or the Keanu SWAT Team?
Yes, and it eats squirrels when he's not looking. Yes, it once waved to me when he didn't. No, but during its zombie phases it has other people's brains. It's not really his; he's beardsitting it for Hagrid. It is a sub-Keanu: like a subway burger, but less burger and more Keanu Only when he's sleeping. Shoot the hostage! Best poll ever. This poll doesn't make any sense.	Yes, and say good things about it Yes, and say terrible things about it Yes, but I'd have to be drunk first Yes, but he'd have to be drunk first No, because this site sucks No, because it would probably scare him No, because I would be speechless in the presence of The Anu ...I AM Keanu.
If you could have only one of the following, which would you choose?	Which Two Keanu Characters Totally Need to Meet?
Neo's Ability to Fly and Do Kung Fu Bill and Ted's time travelling phonebooth A computer whenever you really need it, and a lifetime's supply of free room service The dodgy mailbox from The Lake House To always win and never lose A bodacious robot pal named Gort who can vaporise things The Ability to Enter Hell Using Nothing But a Cat and Water (great party trick) Keanu's spleen in an expensive glass case (don't worry; he won't notice) A little owl	Neo and Ted 'Theodore' Logan Jack Traven and David Allen Griffin John Constantine and Tom Ludlow Klaatu and Conor O'Neill Dr. Julian Mercer and Dr. Perry Lyman Marlon James and Bob Arctor Donnie Barksdale and Siddhartha Johnny Utah and Scott Favor Nelson Moss and Kevin Lomax Ortiz the Dog Boy and Jonathan Harker Shane Falco and Matt Another Two Not Mentioned (please specify)
Out of the characters Keanu has played, who is your favourite John?	Your favourite of the (unofficial) Keanu Water Pentalogy?
John Constantine Jonathan Harker Don John Johnny Mnemonic Johnny Utah	Point Break (1991) River's Edge (1986) The Lake House (2006) Life Under Water (1989) Thumbsucker (2005)
Have you ever read a book just because Keanu has?	Your favourite among the top box-office earners in the Keanu filmography?
Yes, and I'm trying to hunt down every one he's mentioned reading in order to do the same Yes, but I'll probably just keep to one or a few No No, but I've recommended them to others I intend to Tried to, and gave up	Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (US$40.4m) Point Break (US$43.2m) The Lake House (US$52.3m) The Devil's Advocate (US$60.9m) Constantine (US$76.0m) Speed (US$121.2m) The Matrix (US$Heck Lot Of Cash)
Do you plan to watch every single thing Keanu has ever committed to celluloid?	Ever met Keanu?
Yes. I will hunt them down to the last one and refuse to die until I do. No, just those that I can get hold of without resorting to desperate measures No, just the ones I'm interested in No, can't be bothered to watch his films	Yes, and talked to him Yes, eye contact I stood within his line of sight but he probably did not see me No Talked to him online, but it turned out to be an impostor Yes, and now he's got a restraining order against me
How many Keanu films do you own?	Point Break?
Less than 5 5-10 11-20 21-30 31-40 More than 40	Rocks! Sucks! Meh, it was ok. Haven't watched it
Opinion on the Passengers script?	How often do you visit this site?
Awesome Good Okay Not good Terrible Haven't read it	More than once a day Daily A few times a week Weekly A few times a month Monthly A few times a year
Tea?	Other Keanu site you spend most time at?
Yes please. No thanks.	Club-Keanu Keanu Reeves Net Keanu Connection IMDb Keanu boards UGossip Non-English site Other
When do you plan to watch The Private Lives of Pippa Lee?	Have you ever solved a Rubik's cube?
Preview screenings Opening day During its theatrical run When the DVD comes out Illegally over the Internet Probably never	Yes! No. I'm trying, I'm trying!
Where are you from?	Favourite early-Keanu pseudonym?
North America South America Europe Asia Africa Australasia (incl. NZ) Antartica	Chuck Spidena K. C. Reeves Page Templeton III Norman Kreeves
Upcoming or rumoured Keanu film you're most excited about?	If an article's sole reference to a film is, for example, 'Matrix star Reeves...', should I tag said article with e.g. 'The Matrix'?
The Private Lives of Pippa Lee Chef Passengers 47 Ronin Cowboy Bebop All of them! I don't know enough about them to say	Yes No Only if it's a very obscure film
In the articles archive there are many repeated articles, some of which change only the title. What shall I do with them?	When, if ever, do you think critics will stop calling Mr. Reeves a "pretty boy"?
Delete if only the title is different, but not if there are further differences Delete even if there are minor differences in content (e.g. sentence phrasing, 1 or 2 sentences) Keep all	When he's 50 When he's 60 When he's 70 When he's 80 When he's 90 When he's 100 When he's dead of old age If he gets a sex change Never.
Out of 10, what's your rating for TDTESS?	The Speed main theme (by composer Mark Mancina) has, at one point of time, been stuck in my head.
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 I haven't seen it yet	Yes, and Mark Mancina is awesome! Yes, and it was annoying Yes, and Mark Mancina is awesome, but it was still annoying No I have never heard it
What do you prefer, fish or chips?	Where or when will you be watching The Day The Earth Stood Still?
Fish! Chips! I like both equally I dislike both equally I've never tasted either	Opening day Opening week or thereabouts Near the end of its run when the cinemas are nice and empty Multiple times during its theatrical run Free off the Internet, but don't tell anyone Will wait for the bootlegged DVD, but don't tell anyone Will wait for the official DVD NEVER!
For technical and site formatting purposes, which browser do you usually use while visiting WINM?	Bearing in mind that Keanu is Canadian and not eligible, who are you supporting?
Internet Explorer Firefox Safari Opera Other (please specify)	McCain Obama The donkey The hostage
Is Keanu hot or cool?	You're walking down the road and you see a donkey. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
Hot! Cool! Lukewarm! Now I'm confused and it's all your fault. It's a particle, it's a wave...	"Hi donkey!" Eat it. Kick it. Shoot the hostage!
Who would be most fun to poke with a stick? (redux)	How did you first discover WINM?
Neo John Constantine Donnie Barksdale Klaatu Tom Ludlow Siddhartha Jack Traven Hamlet Kevin Lomax Ortiz the Dog Boy Other (please specify)	Linked from some Keanu fansite Some idiot forced me to come here after I insulted Mr. Reeves Invitation from webmaster Random Internet surfing Recommendation from friend or enemy Other
How many films of The Anu have you seen all the way through? (The Matrix trilogy counts as three)	What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
Less than 5 5-10 11-20 21-30 31-40 41-45 More than 45	54 42 What the fish does this have to do with Keanu?