Attack of the Lava

Written by Anakin McFly, and possibly J. Lee and/or R. Perumal.

Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava
Fangirls shriek and run away
Obi-Wan said that he once loved ya
Don't you think he might be gay?

Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava
Obi flies to higher ground
Features messed up more by Java
Anakin is asthma-bound.

Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava
Cannibals smack their lips in joy
'Cause he's roasted, good to eat, ya?
What a funny little boy.

Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava
Now he's known as Vader dude
He is evil, muahahaha
Vader's got real attitude.

Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava
Padme asks if he's okay
Tiny twins don't know their papa
Star Wars 3 came out in May.

Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava
And this poem doesn't make sense
It doesn't make much dollars eitha
And the rhyming's kind of dead.

#