Gort Protect DVDs

Written by Anakin McFly

GORT the robot enters a video store, almost 
completely buried with multiple stacks of
the original TDTESS DVD.

GORT places another 1951 TDTESS DVD onto 
the pile and stands there, guarding it.

A RANDOM PERSON walks into the store and stares.

                 RANDOM PERSON
         Er.

                 GORT
         Gort busy. Go away. 
           (beat)
         Unless you have original TDTESS
         DVD for Gort to protect.

                 RANDOM PERSON
         What?

GORT activates his DISINTEGRATOR RAY!

                 RANDOM PERSON
         Hey, hey, none of that! I just 
         need the washroom!

                 GORT 
         No washroom here. Only original
         TDTESS DVDs. Gort protect original
         TDTESS DVDs. Gort don't let people
         watch them. Because of remake.
         When movie is remake, people
         can no longer watch original.
         That is why people mad.

                 RANDOM PERSON
         Okay, okay! I'm going.

RANDOM PERSON leaves the store.

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