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Crossovers

Time is an Illusion (2008.06.06)

Back to the Future / The Matrix | Matrix crossover. Wake up, Marty.

a study in tea (2011.12.24)

BBC Sherlock / H2G2 | it is awkward, meeting someone who looks exactly like him. but there is tea. and promises of more. John Watson/Arthur Dent. Co-written with kleenexwoman.

Harry Potter and the Giant Marshmallow (2010.12.19)

Harry Potter / Star Trek TOS | Oh no it's a giant marshmallow

Blue Pills (2007.03.16)

The Matrix / A Scanner Darkly | What pretty blue flowers.

Kolinahr (2009.11.26)

Star Trek XI / Heroes | It was not a misquote.

The Story of J.J. Abrams and Lens Flare (2009.10.21)

Star Trek XI RPF / Heroes | Because Lens Flare was practically a character.

The Death of Pizza the Hutt (2003.02.21)

Star Wars / Spaceballs | Spaceballs crossover. Pizza has died, and someone has been sent to tell Jabba.

Single Fandom

The Sunless Years (2004.24.09)

All Summer in a Day | From the time they let her out of the closet, Margot was never the same again.

The Cinnamon Bun (2003.03.25)

Animorphs | I was just a happy little cinnamon bun, until one day...

Trilobites! (2007.10.24)

Animorphs | One day, at the Museum of Natural History...

The Barney & Friends Angst Fic (2004.00.00)

Barney & Friends | The life of an imaginary purple dinosaur is not all fun and games.

The Cylon Song (2007.04.17)

Battlestar Galactica (2003) | The BSG version of The Llama Song

Plato Wrote the Matrix (2008.06.19)

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure | In response to someone who claimed that the Wachowskis plagiarised Plato.

The Rufus Song (2005.10.26)

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure | The Bill & Ted version of The Llama Song

Somefink Under the Bed is Drooling (2002.11.07)

Calvin & Hobbes | Something under the bed is drooling...

Flannel Shirt (2009.12.25)

Constantine | Chas gets John a Christmas present.

Cracky Bebop (2010.07.08)

Cowboy Bebop | Total crack, written for rampant_chaos8 in accordance with all the points in her post about how not to write a Cowboy Bebop fic.

Death of a Fan (2008.06.19)

The Day the Earth Stood Still | Gort has a disintegrator ray.

Gort Protect DVDs (2008.07.17)

The Day the Earth Stood Still | Gort protect DVDs.

Klaatu & Gort's Egregious Expedition

The Day the Earth Stood Still | Ted Logan writes a hypothetical script for the remake...

Klaatu and the Chicken Nuggets (2009.09.09)

The Day the Earth Stood Still | Klaatu orders 20 Chicken Nuggets but only gets 19.

TDTESS Shakespeare (2009.06.06)

The Day the Earth Stood Still | After someone complained that the remake's dialogue was dumb.

Gene (2012.11.20)

Fringe | Gene the cow wanders around Walter's lab in search of things to eat.

The Road Not Taken (2011.05.07)

Fringe | Written for Transfic Mini Fest Round 2. For the prompt: "Either Olivia or Alt!Livia are FtM. How does their alternate universe counterpart react when they first meet? Do they share the same gender identity?"

Love Letters (2010.06.03)

Fringe | Written for jjverse "Love Letters" challenge, author's choice pairing. Sam Weiss is stalkery at Nina, and Mr. Papaya, the friendliest of fruits, expresses his undying love for Gene the cow.

For the Love of Cows and Sandwiches (2010.07.08)

Fringe + Star Trek XI | Written for jjverse's "Non-Romantic Love Letters" challenge. Walter expresses his appreciation of Gene, and Scotty of a sandwich.

The End

Fringe | Written for jjverse's Phase 4 Challenge #14. Fic speculation about what happens right at the end of it all. Peter/Olivia.

Dude, Where's My Nimbus Two Thousand? (INCOMPLETE) (2003.00.00)

Harry Potter | The dude-ified Harry Potter.

The Bricks (2005.09.12)

Harry Potter | They make up the wall behind the Leaky Cauldron, and this is their story...

The Potter Song (2005.06.01)

Harry Potter | The Harry Potter version of The Llama Song

This Sucks (INCOMPLETE) (2009.04.30)

Harry Potter | Ash gets her wish of entering the Harry Potter universe. The catch - she is transformed into a Mary Sue. And she hates Mary Sues. But no matter how hard she tries, she cannot mar her hated perfection...

Pygmy Puffs' Mating Season! (2006.11.29)

Harry Potter | They have to reproduce some time, you know. MARY SUE ALERT.

Keanu Saves the World (2013.06.25)

Keanu Reeves RPF | It's not easy being immortal.

How Keanu Came to Rule the World (2008.11.10)

Keanu Reeves RPF | How Keanu Reeves came to rule the world.

They Thought it was Sugar (INCOMPLETE) (2008.07.21)

Keanu Reeves RPF | "Acting is the only thing that keeps me still. If I'm not acting I'm bouncing of the walls. My teachers thought it was sugar. But they were wrong."

Dude, Where's My Precious? (2003.00.00)

The Lord of the Rings | The dude-ified Lord of the Rings.

The Makeover (INCOMPLETE) (2003.00.00)

The Lord of the Rings | Joint fic. The Fellowship and company get a makeover: Aragon takes a bath, Gollum uses hair tonic and takes English classes, the Ring gets vandalised, and WHAT DID LEGOLAS DO TO HIS HAIR?

The Lord of the Rings – The Short Version (2003.12.30)

The Lord of the Rings | Everything could have ended so easily. All Frodo had to do was to give that Sauron dude the ring.

Sunglasses (2002.11.20 - 2008.02.11)

Minesweeper | It's the life of a Smiley: Go into The Room. Play The Game. Die. Until one day, one Smiley decided to change it all...

Chris and Bottle (2010.07.04)

Pinto RPF | The relationship between Chris Pine and his waterbottle is a deep and meaningful one, but he has to learn to let go.

Bottle vs Pie (2010.09.28)

Pinto RPF | Chris's love for pie exceeds his love for his waterbottle.

Bottle Lake (2010.11.30)

Pinto RPF | Chris brings Zach to the place he goes to refill Bottle.

Bottle Will Be All Right (2010.12.07)

Pinto RPF | Chris misses Bottle, and Zach comforts him.

New Bottle (2012.02.15)

Pinto RPF | Chris gets a new waterbottle, and excitedly shares the news with Zach.

Pinto drabbles (2010.06.24)

Pinto RPF | Various comment fics that are for once about Zach, rather than about Chris and his waterbottle

Fughat Attachment (2010.07.06)

Pinto RPF | One of Zach's hats gets accidentally stuck to his head. Chris is amused. Zach isn't.

I'll Never Ride a Bus Again (2008.07.01)

Speed | Songfic. Some passengers were scarred for life.

It Was Not a Coffee Plant (2005)

Star Trek TOS | The away team discovers a scary creature on the planet Gutkaffee.

You Are My Density (2010.03.12)

Star Trek XI | ...said a very drunk Kirk to his First Officer.

Death of the Stupid, Oversized, Colourful Aliens (2004.12.03)

Teletubbies | Joint fic. We happily kill off the Teletubbies.

Electrocution (2005.01.12)

Teletubbies | Zap!

Sparkly (2009.12.25)

Twilight | Edward is sparkly. Also there is a whale.