Limerick Attack!

Written by Anakin McFly

There was a young Jedi named Kevin
Who stayed on the fourth moon of Yavin
He walked out the door
And saw a rancor
And chased after it with a javelin.

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There was an old Jedi called Yoda
Who lived on the planet Dagobah
One day he did brew
A beverage new
And called his new drink Coca Cola.

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A Tatooine farmboy named Luke
Once decided to learn how to cook
He whipped up some dishes
They tasted delicious
Perhaps it was all just a fluke.

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A really strange hairdo had Leia
Could even defy gravity, ya?
This poem is bad
The rhyming is sad
Like in this line, you see ah?

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Haikus

Search your feelings, Luke
Or I will do it for you.
You wouldn't want that.

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Yoda is greenish
And he's also kind of short.
Funny little guy.

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