I'll Never Ride a Bus Again

Written by Anakin McFly

(To the tune of 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again')

Cab fares were high so I took a ride
On a nice, cheap bus, and I almost died, 'cuz
There was a bomb on its underside, oh
I'll never ride a bus again
I'll never ride a bus again.

We trundled along some busy road
Some dude named Jack yelled that we'd explode, he
Had a fit when we kinda slowed, oh
I'll never ride a bus again
I'll never ride a bus again.

(Tried forgetting what it's all about
'Cause I was there and I'm glad I'm out
Public transport and I are so through)
That is why, doc, I'm here to tell you:

Cars were thick but we couldn't stop
Jack jumped on board, claimed he was a cop, and
Obeying red lights meant we'd blow up
I'll never ride a bus again
I'll never ride a bus again.

Things were tricky, people died
Was kind of gross; some people cried we
Tried in vain to get outside, oh
I'll never ride a bus again
I'll never ride a bus again.

Hours later, 'bout to crack, we
Got saved thanks to Jack and Annie
But some lives we lack, omg
I'll never ride a bus again
I'll never ride a bus again.

Not a ghost, oh lucky me
But doc says I've got PTSD
This is why I guarantee that
I'll never ride a bus again
I'll never ride a bus again.

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