Pygmy Puffs' Mating Season!

Written by Anakin McFly

"Yiy! Yiy! Yiy!" shrieked an excited purple Pygmy Puff, bouncing up and down with pure unrestrained joy.

"No, dear, no," a mostly pink Pygmy Puff named Mary Raven Silverlight Sulinzski said with gentle reproof and a small smile. "Do try and calm down! Remember the words I taught you?" she asked in a smooth and sexy voice, fluttering her pink eyelashes.

Mary Raven Silverlight Sulinski was the only Pygmy Puff who had eyelashes, pink or otherwise. This is because she was a speshul Pygmy Puff.

"Yiy?" the purple Pygmy Puff asked questioningly. His gaze moved along Mary Raven Silverlight Sulinzski's shapely fluffy body, and he started to drool little streams of fluff.

Mary Raven Silverlight Sulinzski ran a telepathic finger through the sleek fluff on her head and rolled nearer to her friend.

"Yiy, yiy, yiy!" he said in happiness.

"You're right," Mary Raven Silverlight Sulinzski finally agreed. "Who cares?"

"Yiy," the purple Pygmy Puff said blissfully.

They sank into each other and proceeded with what they had to do.

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"They're at it again," Fred Weasley said, indicating the cage of Pygmy Puffs.

"Yeah," George said, coming over. He squinted at a particular couple, deeply involved in their mating process. "Is there something wrong with that one?" he asked, pointing.

The Pygmy Puff in question had streaks of gold running through its perfectly spherical body of fluff. It looked almost... attractive, in fact, for a ball of fluff anyway...

The twins finally blinked and looked away.

"Yeah, looks like it," Fred said. "We'd better get rid of it. Don't want it contaminating the rest."

"Yeah," George agreed.

And in the cage, Mary Raven Silverlight Sulinzski and her friend went on with their business, completely oblivious to her imminent disposal.

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