Sparkly

Written by Anakin McFly

Edward stood in the sun and sparkled like the sparkly vampire he was.

"Wow," Bella said in awe. "You're really sparkly, you know that?"

"Yeah," Edward admitted. "And I'm a vampire, too!"

"Whoa," Bella said in awe, but then a humpback whale fell out of the sky and killed them both.

This made Edward very confused, because he had always thought he was immortal.

"Shows what you know," muttered the whale, and trotted off to fulfill its childhood dream of visiting Uranus.

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