| Age: | Late teens |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Distinguishing Feature: | Angst and alcohol |
Anakin McFly
Eddie has a good heart, but he's been emotionally damaged by his family problems. He tries to hide that, presenting a cheerful facade to innocent parties, while in private he's mired in feelings of worthlessness and low self-esteem and a deep-seated anger at his family that sometimes turns violent.