( mission statement ) We have a dream.
( why we exist ) Because we choose to.
( wall of shame ) Putting the fishes up for display.
( a database of fish ) The comprehensive guide to Keanu critics.
( database ) Database of stuff.
( quotes ) Famous people talking about Keanu's awesomeness
( in defence ) Non-famous people talking about Keanu's awesomeness
( arguments and rebuttals ) A selection of our superior debating skills
( k-swat in action ) The archives of the Keanu SWAT Team