( mission statement ) We have a dream.

( why we exist ) Because we choose to.

( wall of shame ) Putting the fishes up for display.

( a database of fish ) The comprehensive guide to Keanu critics.

( database ) Database of stuff.

( quotes ) Famous people talking about Keanu's awesomeness

( in defence ) Non-famous people talking about Keanu's awesomeness

( arguments and rebuttals ) A selection of our superior debating skills

( k-swat in action ) The archives of the Keanu SWAT Team