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2010 Woodstock Film Festival: Keanu Reeves embraces indie world

31 August 2010 | Scoop: inkhuldra | Timothy Malcom :: Record Online (US)

So why is Keanu Reeves being honored with an Excellence in Acting Award by the Woodstock Film Festival? For one, he’s a true advocate of independent film, and Meira Blaustein would know. ... Read more

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Keanu Reeves, Danny Glover set for 2010 Woodstock Film Festival

31 August 2010 | Scoop: inkhuldra | John W. Barry :: Poughkeepsie Journal (US)

Actors Keanu Reeves, Danny Glover, Edie Falco and Ed Burns will attend the 11th Woodstock Film Festival, which runs Sept. 29-Oct. 3 and will screen movies featuring John Lennon, Robert De Niro, a circus elephant, war and politics. ... Read more

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PopWatch Rewind Week 2: 'Point Break'

27 August 2010 | Darren Franich and Keith Staskiewicz, Entertainment Weekly (US)

Surfers are dangerous. They have their own language. They carry automatic weapons. They look like the grunge-rock children of hippie communists. They do a mean Reagan impression. These are but a few of the lessons learned in Point Break, this week’s video-store necessity. ... Read more

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Henry's Crime: Video Clip

27 August 2010 | Scoop: inkhuldra | tiff.net (Ca)

From the TIFF website; a minute long video clip of Henry and Max. Click to download (16.6 MB).

Or watch it here. (with thanks to LucaM)

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25 August 2010

Added magazine scans for two 90s Movieline articles: The Young and the Restless and Doin' time on Planet Keanu.

With thanks to LucaM.

Henry's Crime

24 August 2010 | Scoop: ARYA | Cameron Bailey :: tiff.net (Ca)

A gem of a comedy that consistently surprises, Henry’s Crime boasts marquee stars playing beautifully between the hum of ensemble acting and bright flashes of movie-star thrills. ... Read more

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Between the Hotel and Publisher: Waiting for Keanu

August 19, 2010 | Scoop: LucaM | Göttinger Tagesblatt (Ge)

On Friday 13 August, Internet rumors quickly spread about Matrix star Keanu Reeves in Göttingen. Women were seen occasionally flocking to the inner city. Claudia Glenewinkel, spokeswoman for the Steidl publishing house, confirmed on a daily sheet request that Keanu Reeves is there for the publisher. ... Read more

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Keanu Reeves in Göttingen!

19 August 2010 | Scoop: LucaM | Spieker & Woschek Fotografie (Ge)

Just today it was noticed that Hollywood star Keanu Reeves (known from "The Matrix" and "Speed") has been in Göttingen for two days due to his involvement with a book from the publisher Steidl. ... Read more

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Henry's Crime debuting at Toronto International Film Festival 2010

July 28, 2010 | tiff.net (Ca)

HENRY'S CRIME: After serving three years in prison for a bank robbery he did not commit, an amiable but aimless man decides to rob the bank for real. His plan involves infiltrating a local theatre company, but his scheme gets complicated when he falls for the company’s lead actress.

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WHERE THEY STAND: Keanu Reeves

26 July 2010 | Scoop: Caroline | The Movie Snob (US)

Keanu Reeves catches a lot of shit from a lot of people. He’s wooden, he’s boring, he can’t act. But considering his career for a moment, and the films he has been a part of, it seems a bit shortsighted to dismiss Keanu as a bad actor. ... Read more

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There's Nothing Wrong With Keanu Reeves, You Jackasses

July 25, 2010 | Norman Rogers :: Celebrity Disaster (US)

I've noticed that the celebrity media, in their collective stupidity, have decided to run around calling people "hobos" because they are out in public in regular clothes. Case in point, Keanu Reeves ... Read more

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Untitled Chef Project

19 July 2010 | Carson Reeves :: ScriptShadow (US)

Like a lot of projects that gain instant notoriety in Hollywood, Untitled Chef Project burst onto the scene after David Fincher attached himself to it. This would have paired him with thespian Keanu Reeves had it happened, but the project fell apart for reasons unknown ... Read more

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Keanu Takes Stock

14 July 2010 | Fergal Casey :: Talking Movies (Irl)

Keanu Reeves will be 46 in a few months, so how is he dealing with mid-life cinematically? ... Read more

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Fresh Progress From Hell: 'Constantine' Sequel Still in the Cards

25 June 2010 | Scoop: LucaM | Chris Eggertsen :: Bloody Disgusting (US)

I'm pretty sure my balls shriveled up inside my body while talking to legendary producer Lauren Shuler Donner, who received the Producer's Showcase Award at Thursday night's Saturn Awards. I approached her in the press room backstage with just had one question on my mind - 'will Constantine 2 ever move forward?' ... Read more

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Sad Keanu Makes Actor Unhappy, but Why?

24 June 2010 | Scoop: Caroline | Sheila Marikar :: ABC News (US)

Maybe they're not on the cover of Star magazine every week. Maybe Hollywood executives aren't banging down their doors. Maybe they're not even alive anymore. No matter. They're getting a ton of love from the Internet ... Read more

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The world tries to cheer up Keanu Reeves

23 June 2010 | John Harlow :: The Australian (US)

FANS rally via the web in a campaign to bring a smile to the actor's usually glum face. ... Read more

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Keanu Reeves dresses down for theater

23 June 2010 | Scoop: inkhuldra | New York Post (US)

Keanu Reeves was barely recognizable at the Public Theater Gala in Central Park on Monday night. ... Read more

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"Sad Keanu Reeves" Meme Gets a Charitable URL Shortner: Kea.nu

21 June 2010 | Brenna Ehrlich :: Mashable (US)

Those of you more plugged in to the meme side of the ‘net will have already heard of “Sad Keanu Reeves,” a particularly poignant image of The Matrix (and Little Buddha!) star eating a sandwich on a park bench. Well, one journalist and Mashable contributor, Shane Snow, has found a way to take this melancholy meme and spin it toward social good. ... Read more

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In honor of Cheer Up Keanu Day, here are seven reasons we're grateful for Keanu Reeves

17 June 2010 | Scoop: inkhuldra | Keith Staskiewicz :: PopWatch (US)

Yesterday was Flag Day, the one day of the year dedicated to Americans celebrating their national colors, but today, June 15, is actually a much more important holiday: Cheer Up Keanu Day. ... Read more

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10 Reasons Keanu Reeves Should Cheer Up. Plus, Keanu Bingo!

17 June 2010 | Scoop: inkhuldra | Emily Rosenbaum :: ChicagoNow (US)

Cheer up Keanu, everybody! A recent photo of Keanu Reeves sitting on a park bench in New York, looking dejected and morosely eating what appears to be a sandwich has kicked off a Web frenzy. ... Read more

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'Cheer Up Keanu Day' mobilizes outpouring of kindness for Keanu Reeves, on his behalf

17 June 2010 | USA Today (US)

Have you heard? Today is Cheer Up Keanu Day -- the Internet's most recent viral campaign showing that even celebrities need a little kindness every now and then. ... Read more

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Dinosaur


It's been ages since our last dinosaur, so here's the Compsognathus, which is really fun to spell and can impress people when you get it right. Compsognathi were turkey-sized (not chicken-sized, contrary to many sources, the result of a French fossil which later turned out to probably be a juvenile) carnivorous dinosaurs from the late Jurassic period. They ran in packs looking disarmingly cute and ate you when you least expected it, as people in Jurassic Park 2 discovered far too late.

Well, actually they most likely ate small lizards. But that's probably only because there weren't any humans around. And apparently they might not have run in packs after all. But Jurassic Park 2 says they did, and it's cooler that way because, come on, it's a tiny little dinosaur. It must have been hard for them to survive on their own. So let's just assume that compsognathi ran in packs and could take down a full grown human to eat, because this is a Keanu Reeves fansite and you're not here for reliable dinosaur facts.

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